bind "ALT" "+STARTRUN"  
alias +STARTRUN "bind w DRUNKRUN"
alias -STARTRUN "bind w +forward"
alias DRUNKRUN "weapon_knife; wait; +attack; wait; -attack; fw; wait; lw; wait; fw; wait; rw; wait; jp; wait; dk; wait; lw; wait; bw; wait; rw; wait; fw; wait; jp; wait; fw; wait; lw; wait; dk; wait; fw; wait; jp; wait; rw; wait; fw"
alias fw "+forward; wait; wait; wait; -forward"
alias bw "+back; wait; -back"
alias lw "+moveleft; wait; wait; -moveleft"
alias rw "+moveright; wait; wait; -moveright"
alias jp "+jump; wait; -jump"
alias dk "+duck; wait; -duck"
bind "ALT" "+STARTRUN"
alias +STARTRUN "bind w +DRUNKRUN"